Humor: Mouse Jam

Well, we can’t be serious ALL of the time:
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Caller : Hi, our printer is not working.
Customer Service: What is wrong with it?
Caller : Mouse is jammed.
Customer Service: Mouse? Printers don’t have a mouse you fool!
Caller: Mmmmm??.. Oh really?… I will send a picture…….

Humor:Little Known Feline Ailments

We like cats and dogs both.  As things stand, we happen to have three felines.  One female and two males.  A Blue Point (male), a Seal Point Ragdoll (female) and a Lynx (male).  All of them are purebred Siamese with personality’s that can drive you nuts.

We could not resist posting this humorous tidbit.  Thanks to tazzys.org for sharing this.

AUTHOR UNKOWN

COLLAPSIBLE LEGS

Symptoms: The affected cat places one side of its head on the ground as though cheek-marking the concrete, carpet, etc. After several such maneuvers, the legs on that side of the cat  suddenly collapse, leaving the cat wagging its feet in the air.

Treatment: This involves placing the palm of one hand on the exposed belly and rubbing gently. There are side-effects though some feline sufferers attack the rubbing hand while others recover spontaneously, often after prolonged treatment. This condition is probably incurable and any cat which requires prolonged treatment after an attack will most likely suffer repeated attacks of collapsible legs throughout its lifetime.

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SNUDGING

Symptoms: The affected cat repeatedly headbutts any available part of a readily available human and turns its head slightly so that the lips and cheek are rubbed against legs, arms, clothing, etc. This condition gets its name from a contraction of the phrase “soggy nudging.” Snudging may well be a form of excessive scent-marking. A bad attack can result in soggy clothing.

Treatment: Give the sufferer lavish affection. Most attacks subside between 10 minutes to 1 hour after onset of symptoms. You may need to dry off snudged clothing or skin. Attacks recur frequently, usually when the most readily available human is engrossed in a TV program, book or telephone call.

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BED-HOGGING

Symptoms: The cat spreads to take up all available free bed space at night.  It then expands a bit more until any human occupants occupy the smallest possible area of bed. It may do this on top or underneath the covers or on the pillow. It is highly contagious — any other cats on the bed will also develop symptoms of bed-hogging.

Treatment: The most obvious solution is to evict the cat from the bed. If this is morally unfeasible, train yourself not to give way as the cat expands. Buying a bigger bed is probably pointless as most affected cats can easily expand to fill standard, queen-sized and king-sized beds. Otherwise, simply train yourself to sleep while hanging precariously off the side of the bed. Attacks of bed-hogging have been known to last up to 23 hours (in one case a 3-day attack was noted by a cat-owner who was confined to bed with flu; the cat thoughtfully kept her company during this time).

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IRRITABLE LAP SYNDROME

Symptoms: The cat appears unable to settle comfortably on laps, instead treading, kneading, rearranging itself, fidgeting, vocalizing, getting up and turning around, falling off lap and getting back on again, attacking magazines, needlework, computer keyboard, telephone, etc.

Treatment: Immediate treatment is essential. Drop whatever you are doing (literally if need be) and give 100% attention to the sufferer otherwise symptoms may escalate and become quite distressing to the lap-owner. Only prolonged attention will cure an attack of Irritable Lap Syndrome. Like Collapsible Legs this syndrome is incurable, although attacks may be effectively treated as (and) when they occur.

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LAP FUNGUS DISORDER

Symptoms: Having taken over a human lap, the cat proceeds to spread in all planes. This may be accompanied by secondary symptoms such as high volume purring, dribbling, kneading and snoring. The condition is highly contagious and several fungoid cats may infest a lap simultaneously.

Treatment: Topical treatment with proprietary anti-fungals is ineffective. Prompt treatment (as per Irritable Lap Syndrome) is required to alleviate the worst symptoms although in a number of cats, such treatment actually exasperates the condition. This disorder manifests itself periodically through the affected cat’s life and there is no long-term cure.

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SMURGLING

Symptoms: Varied: sucking at clothing, owner’s earlobes/ nose/fingers/ skin, drooling, glazed _expression. Often accompanied by kneading and high volume purring.

Treatment: Ultimately incurable. It is possible to remove smurglable items from around the cat. The ailment may be transmitted to humans in the form of large laundry bills, misshapen clothing and chapped skin.

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GREEBLINGZ

Symptoms: Random dashes running helter-skelter through house in pursuit of unseen prey. Greeblingz are believed to be non-visible entities and some authorities have linked them to UFO sightings or feel that they may be diminutive other-dimensional beings. Cats suffering from greeblingz typically have wild-eyed _expressions. There is a minor danger of greeblingz attaching themselves to humans; if a cat tackles such greeblingz, injury to humans may result. A very few cats are naturally immune.

Treatment: None known. Anti-epileptics are ineffective as the condition appears unrelated to other forms of seizure. Avoid getting in the way of a cat engaged in greebling hunting. Attacks usually subside spontaneously, perhaps as greeblingz return to their own dimension. These irritating creatures are not visible to human eyes, but no doubt the superior sight and hearing of cats enables them to see them.

Colonoscopy Journal

ABOUT THE WRITER Dave Barry is a Pulitzer Prize-winning humor columnist for the Miami Herald.

Colonoscopy Journal:

I called my friend Andy Sable, a gastroenterologist, to make an appointment for a colonoscopy.

A few days later, in his office, Andy showed me a color diagram of the colon, a lengthy organ that appears to go all over the place, at one point passing briefly through Minneapolis.

Then Andy explained the colonoscopy procedure to me in a thorough, reassuring and patient manner..

I nodded thoughtfully, but I didn’t really hear anything he said, because my brain was shrieking, ‘HE’S GOING TO STICK A TUBE 17,000 FEET UP YOUR BEHIND!’

I left Andy’s office with some written instructions, and a prescription for a product called ‘MoviPrep,’ which comes in a box large enough to hold a microwave oven. I will discuss MoviPrep in detail later; for now suffice it to say that we must never allow it to fall into the hands of America’s enemies.

I spent the next several days productively sitting around being nervous.

Then, on the day before my colonoscopy, I began my preparation. In accordance with my instructions, I didn’t eat any solid food that day; all I had was chicken broth, which is basically water, only with less flavor.

Then, in the evening, I took the MoviPrep. You mix two packets of powder together in a one-liter plastic jug, then you fill it with lukewarm water. (For those unfamiliar with the metric system, a liter is about 32 gallons). Then you have to drink the whole jug. This takes about an hour, because MoviPrep tastes – and here I am being kind – like a mixture of goat spit and urinal cleanser, with just a hint of lemon.

The instructions for MoviPrep, clearly written by somebody with a great sense of humor, state that after you drink it, ‘a loose, watery bowel movement may result.’

This is kind of like saying that after you jump off your roof, you may experience contact with the ground.

MoviPrep is a nuclear laxative. I don’t want to be too graphic, here, but, have you ever seen a space-shuttle launch? This is pretty much the MoviPrep experience, with you as the shuttle.. There are times when you wish the commode had a seat belt. You spend several hours pretty much confined to the bathroom, spurting violently. You eliminate everything. And then, when you figure you must be totally empty, you have to drink another liter of MoviPrep, at which point, as far as I can tell, your bowels travel into the future and start eliminating food that you have not even eaten yet.

After an action-packed evening, I finally got to sleep.

The next morning my wife drove me to the clinic. I was very nervous. Not only was I worried about the procedure, but I had been experiencing occasional return bouts of MoviPrep spurtage. I was thinking, ‘What if I spurt on Andy?’ How do you apologize to a friend for something like that? Flowers would not be enough.

At the clinic I had to sign many forms acknowledging that I understood and totally agreed with whatever the heck the forms said.. Then they led me to a room full of other colonoscopy people, where I went inside a little curtained space and took off my clothes and put on one of those hospital garments designed by sadist perverts, the kind that, when you put it on, makes you feel even more naked than when you are actually naked..

Then a nurse named Eddie put a little needle in a vein in my left hand. Ordinarily I would have fainted, but Eddie was very good, and I was already lying down. Eddie also told me that some people put vodka in their MoviPrep. At first I was ticked off that I hadn’t thought of this, but then I pondered what would happen if you got yourself too tipsy to make it to the bathroom, so you were staggering around in full Fire Hose Mode. You would have no choice but to burn your house.

When everything was ready, Eddie wheeled me into the procedure room, where Andy was waiting with a nurse and an anesthesiologist. I did not see the 17,000-foot tube, but I knew Andy had it hidden around there somewhere. I was seriously nervous at this point.

Andy had me roll over on my left side, and the anesthesiologist began hooking something up to the needle in my hand.

There was music playing in the room, and I realized that the song was ‘Dancing Queen’ by ABBA. I remarked to Andy that, of all the songs that could be playing during this particular procedure, ‘Dancing Queen’ had to be the least appropriate.

‘You want me to turn it up?’ said Andy, from somewhere behind me.

‘Ha ha,’ I said. And then it was time, the moment I had been dreading for more than a decade. If you are squeamish, prepare yourself, because I am going to tell you, in explicit detail, exactly what it was like..

I have no idea. Really. I slept through it. One moment, ABBA was yelling ‘Dancing Queen, feel the beat of the tambourine,’ and the next moment, I was back in the other room, waking up in a very mellow mood.

Andy was looking down at me and asking me how I felt. I felt excellent. I felt even more excellent when Andy told me that It was all over, and that my colon had passed with flying colors. I have never been prouder of an internal organ..

A Bit of Humor – Where to Retire

We don’t normally post “jokes” except to the Waste of Time Department, and that’s where this one is ending up. This drew a laugh from us, which is hard to do. The Midwest one is SPOT ON for this area.
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You can live in Phoenix , Arizona where…
1. You are willing to park 3 blocks away because you found shade.
2. You’ve experienced condensation on your butt from the hot water in the toilet bowl.
3. You can drive for 4 hours in one direction and never leave town.
4. You have over 100 recipes for Mexican food.
5. You know that “dry heat” is comparable to what hits you in the face when you open your oven door.
6. The 4 seasons are: tolerable, hot, really hot, and ARE YOU KIDDING ME??!!

You can Live in California where…
1. You make over $250,000 and you still can’t afford to buy a house.
2. The fastest part of your commute is going down your driveway.
3. You know how to eat an artichoke.
4. You drive your rented Mercedes to your neighborhood block party.
5. When someone asks you how far something is, you tell them how long it will take to get there rather than how many miles away it is.
6. The 4 seasons are: Fire, Flood, Mud, and Drought.

You can Live in New York City where…
1. You say “the city” and expect everyone to know you mean Manhattan .
2. You can get into a four-hour argument about how to get from Columbus Circle to Battery Park, but can’t find Wisconsin on a map.
3. You think Central Park is “nature.”
4. You believe that being able to swear at people in their own language makes you multi-lingual.
5. You’ve worn out a car horn… that is, if you even have a car.
6. You think eye contact is an act of aggression.

You can Live in Maine where…
1. You only have four spices: salt, pepper, ketchup, and Tabasco .
2. Halloween costumes fit over parkas.
3. You have more than one recipe for moose.
4. Sexy lingerie is anything flannel with less than eight buttons.
5. The four seasons are: winter, still winter, almost winter, and construction.

You can Live in the Deep South where…
1. You can rent a movie and buy bait in the same store. (You can do this in Index too).
2. “Y’all” is singular and “all y’all” is plural.
3. “He needed killin’” is a valid defense.
4. Everyone has 2 first names: Billy Bob, Jimmy Bob, Mary Sue, Betty Jean, Mary Beth, etc. 5. Everything is either “in yonder,” “over yonder” or “out yonder.” It’s important to know the difference, too.

You can live in Colorado where…
1. You carry your $3,000 mountain bike atop your $500 car. (Ever been to Reiter out here in Index)?
2. You tell your husband to pick up Granola on his way home and so he stops at the day care center.
3. A pass does not involve a football or dating.
4. The top of your head is bald, but you still have a pony tail.

You can live in the Midwest where…
1. You’ve never met any celebrities, but the mayor knows your name.
2. Your idea of a traffic jam is ten cars waiting to pass a tractor.
3. You have had to switch from “heat” to “A/C” on the same day.
4. You end sentences with a preposition: “Where’s my coat at?”
5. When asked how your trip was to any exotic place, you say, “It was different!”

AND You can live in Florida where…
1. You eat dinner at 3:15 in the afternoon.
2. All purchases include a coupon of some kind — even houses and cars.
3. Everyone can recommend an excellent dermatologist.
4. Road construction never ends anywhere in the state. (Hmmmm, have they been to Washington State)?
5. Cars in front of you often appear to be driven by headless people.

AND FINALLY – YOU MUST LIVE IN WASHINGTON IF:
If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they don’t work there, you live in Washington.

If you’ve worn shorts, sandals and a parka at the same time, you live in Washington.

If you’ve had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed the wrong number, you live in Washington.

If you measure distance in hours, you live in Washington.

If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you live in Washington.

If you have switched from ‘heat’ to ‘A/C’ and back again in the same day, you live in Washington.

If you install security lights on your house and garage but leave both doors unlocked, you live in Washington

If you can drive 75 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard without flinching, you live in Central, Southern or Eastern Washington.

If you design your kid’s Halloween costume to fit over a 2 layers of clothes or under a raincoat, you live in Washington.

If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow and ice, you live in Washington.

If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter, and road construction, you live in Washington.

If you feel guilty throwing aluminum cans or paper in the trash, you live in Washington.

If you know more than 10 ways to order coffee, you live in Washington.

If you know more people who own boats than air conditioners, you live in Washington.

If you stand on a deserted corner in the rain waiting for the “Walk” signal, you live in Washington.

If you consider that if it has no snow or has not recently erupted, it is not a real mountain, you live in Washington.

If you can taste the difference between Starbucks, Seattle’s Best, and Dutch Bros, you live in Washington.

If you know the difference between Chinook, Coho and Sockeye salmon, you live in Washington.

If you know how to pronounce Sequim, Puyallup, Abiqua, Issaquah, Oregon, Umpqua, Yakima and Willamette, you live in Washington.

If you consider swimming an indoor sport, you live in Washington.

If you can tell the difference between Japanese, Chinese and Thai food, you live in Washington.

If you never go camping without waterproof matches and a poncho, you live in Washington.

If you have actually used your mountain bike on a mountain, you live in Washington.

If you think people who use umbrellas are either wimps or tourists, you live in Washington.

If you buy new sunglasses every year, because you can’t find the old ones after such a long time, you live in Washington.

Thomas Jefferson Quotes

Does this belong on the IndexWa.org Blog? I’m not sure but, here are some interesting quotes from Thomas Jefferson (not all have been verified) that pertain to TODAY. Food for thought.

“When we get piled upon one another in large cities, as in Europe, we shall become as corrupt as Europe.” Thomas Jefferson

“The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not.” Thomas Jefferson

“It is incumbent on every generation to pay its own debts as it goes. A principle which if acted on would save one-half the wars of the world.” Thomas Jefferson

“I predict future happiness for Americans if they can prevent the government from wasting the labors of the people under the pretense of taking care of them.” Thomas Jefferson

“My reading of history convinces me that most bad government results from too much government.” Thomas Jefferson

“No free man shall ever be debarred the use of arms.” Thomas Jefferson

“The strongest reason for the people to retain the right to keep and bear arms is, as a last resort, to protect themselves against tyranny in government.” Thomas Jefferson

“The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants.” Thomas Jefferson

“To compel a man to subsidize with his taxes the propagation of ideas which he disbelieves and abhors is sinful and tyrannical.” Thomas Jefferson

Very Interesting Quote. In light of the present financial crisis, it’s interesting to read what Thomas Jefferson said in 1802:

“I believe that banking institutions are more dangerous to our liberties than standing armies. If the American people ever allow private banks to control the issue of their currency, first by inflation, then by deflation, the banks and corporations that will grow up around the banks will deprive the people of all property until their children wake-up homeless on the continent their fathers conquered.” Thomas Jefferson

Waste of Time Department – Sept. 2008

Matter – A Tangram Like Puzzle Game
This is an addicting puzzle game based loosely on the ancient Chinese Tangram game.
http://www.gieson.com/Library/projects/games/matter/

String Spin
http://www.zefrank.com/string_spinv2/
Make your own 3D creations by just drawing lines. String Spin transforms those simple lines into complex 3D designs.

Flash Spider
http://www.onemotion.com/flash/spider/
The Flash spider is a fun time wasting diversion that will keep you entertained and amazed. If you have a cats around you may find that they are very intrigued by this little online toy.

Double Wires – Like Spiderman on Drugs
http://onemorelevel.com/game/double_wires
What do you get when you combine the moves of Spiderman, a rag doll stick figure, and level design that looks like it’s on drugs? You get a maddeningly addictive game that you just have to keep playing no matter how many times your stick figure falls to his death.

Bloxorz – A Very Addictive Puzzle Game
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/games/bloxorz
How much fun can rolling around a rectangular solid block be? It turns out that it can be a lot of fun when it’s the addictive puzzle game, Bloxorz, by DX Interactive.

The Top Ten Free Time Wasting Sites on the Net
http://freebies.about.com/od/710/tp/timewasting.htm

Ed’s Infinite Wisdom – 2005

My wife and I have one of those “free blogs” through Google which I update uhhhhhh, whenever. It is mainly for family and is not for the general public unless you stumble upon it.

I thought it would be fun to run one of our posts from that blog dated 2005. Be kind to me after reading the following – it could happen to anyone.

Ed’s Infinite Wisdom

As the majority of you know, Dottie and I live out in the “sticks” very close to the mountains. Our nearest BIG CITY is about 21 miles away and I commute about 47 miles to work, one way, each day.

Tuesday Evening: November 8, 2005

Exiting HWY 522 on my way home from work, my car gave a slight stutter. This is something I noticed about 4 weeks ago while pulling out into heavy oncoming traffic on HWY 2. The locals know that you do not want car problems on HWY 2 as it is heavily traveled, especially during ski season and summer months. There is a lot of curves in the last 6 miles of our commute and if you break down you have a good chance of getting nailed (HWY 522 and HWY 2 are noted in many editorials as the Highways of death and are rated in the top 10 dangerous Highways in the U.S.).

I just barely made it home on Tuesday night, crawling into our driveway. The car idled just fine but when I accelerated it would almost die. (Fuel filter maybe? Fuel pump?). In my infinite wisdom, I decided not to fill up my tank as they may have to remove the fuel tank to install a fuel pump.

Wednesday Morning: November 9, 2005

We called AAA at 4:15 AM and had the car towed to our mechanic in Everett, about 40 miles away. There was no way that I was going to drive HWY 2 and take any chances.

In the afternoon Dottie and I dropped by JB’s (our mechanic-owner of Evergreen Auto and Palmer’s 4×4. He has several employees, but he was taking a personal interest in this situation). He stated the problem may come from rats. He had discovered rat terds in various parts of the engine compartment. The rats seem to like the warmth from the engine and sleep or nest there on cold nights. More proof was visible from the gnawing and tooth marks on the mass air flow distributor. So JB tore a few things apart to see if nesting could be blocking air flow to the engine. NOPE. No nests.

Further inspection revealed that it is possible that there is a bare wire from the rats gnawing on various rubber parts so JB continued his attack against the possible rat problem to no avail. His recommendation is in the future, hang a urinal block in the engine compartment some place as rats hate the smell (and so do I), but alas, still no sign of what was causing the problem. Oh, by the way. JB put a new fuel filter in as that would be the least expensive fix in the event that is the problem.

Thursday Afternoon: November 10, 2005

Got a call from JB. “Hey Ed, I am stumped”. All diagnostics check out just fine and there is no engine light lit up on your dashboard, so the diagnostic tools do not pick up anything. I am going to bring your car over to the Maxima dealer and have a master mechanic check it out.
$85.00 later he was advised that it was the Master Air Flow Distributor ($550.00). OUCH. To the best of JB’s knowledge, there is no after market part and in the slim chance that that was NOT what was wrong, he hated to put a new part in (2-3 days lead time for the special order from Nissan). Luckily, one of JB’s employees located the part at a junk yard for $175.00. As JB put it, a buck seventy five. It sounds less expensive that way at least. More expensive than a fuel filter for sure.

Thursday Late Afternoon:

Phone call from JB. “Hey Ed, it’s still doing the same thing”….WHAT? So the dealer was wrong (MASTER MECHANIC MY *%$#!).
Back to the drawing board. (Oh, luckily JB was able to return the part. It is extremely rare that this particular part wears out). Did I mention that JB replaced my fuel filter also?

Thursday Evening:

I spent about 2 hours doing some research via the Internet on the loss of power upon acceleration on a Nissan Maxima. According to the experts the stalling could be a bare wire however, in most of those cases the radio and clock would reset due to loss of power. Nope, that was not my particular problem as I was not losing electrical power.
Further research came up with the possibility that a wire in our particular year (96 Maxima, GXE) from the ignition through the firewall could be the culprit. Boy, that fuel filter sure was the cheapest way to go. Did I mention that before?

Friday Morning: November 11, 2005

JB and I had a phone conversation about my research findings of the previous evening (hey, I AM a SMART GUY YOU KNOW). Pretty sad that I have to do the research for my mechanic and then he bills me for educating him.
I explained to JB the several scenarios that I read about. I also told JB that I normally don’t let my fuel get as low as it is but I let it go this time as, “in my INFINITE WISDOM”, he may have to pull the fuel tank. “So JB, if you need to test drive it any more, please put some fuel in the tank and I will gladly pay for it”. JB thanked me for being so observant and thinking of him.

JB – “You know, you could have some contaminated fuel”.

ED – “Yeah, that is possible, but I am pretty careful about what I put in the tank. With the price of fuel right now I still stick with my regular Shell station but I have gone from a higher octane to a lower grade AND in my INFINITE WISDOM I avoid Ethanol and Alcohol based fuels as they have caused me problems in the past. I used to use the V-Power fuel from Shell but that caused my car to idle high when I started the car up while the engine was warm, so I dropped down to their middle of the line fuel and then down to the 87 octane when prices surged”.

JB – “Yup. I noticed the spark knock. You are burning a bit lean you know”.

STILL Friday Morning:

JB once again gave me a call.

JB – “Hey Ed. You know, the last thing you said to me got me to thinking”.

ED – “Huh? What are you talking about”?

JB – “Well, do you reset your trip-odometer every time you fill up”?

ED – “You bet I do”!

JB – “I noticed your trip-odometer was at 397 miles and normally you don’t get that kind of mileage in a Maxima GXE”.

ED – “JB, I have driven 425-450 miles on a tank of gas when I am ALL FREEWAY. I normally tank up though at around 360 miles. A light is supposed to come on if I get too low” (which I have never done as I don’t take chances).

JB – “Well Ed. I put 22 bucks in the tank and test drove it. The car is running just fine”.

ED – “Hmmmmmmm”.

JB – “You see, when your tank gets that low and you accelerate, the fuel sloshes to and fro and the fuel pump was not getting enough fuel during the back and forth movement of the gas in the tank. It shouldn’t do that but it could be that your fuel gauge readings are not as accurate as they used to be. Best bet is to tank every 325-330 miles from now on”.

ED – “So what the heck is the low fuel light used for”?

JB – “You need to take that up with Nissan”.

So, $388.52 later the mystery is solved (price included 1/2 a tank of gas. And did I mention a new fuel filter?). I told JB that he is ripping me off. “JB, All you did was put $22.00 worth of gas in my car. I could have done that”! Luckily we are pretty good friends. Dottie discovered him about 15 years ago and we have been using his services since. JB is the most honest mechanic we have met besides Larry, Dottie’s brother.

Now, I know a bit about cars and have done many repairs my self in years gone by. So, if you ever have a question about your cars performance, DON’T ASK ME. I obviously am not as wise as I thought.

On the flip side, Dottie is a very sweet person. She just laughed it off while I fumed. Sure wish I could read her mind.

Saturday Morning: November 12, 2005

In Dottie’s Infinite Wisdom, I was served crow for breakfast. I asked for a second helping. I deserve it.

Ed

Gas Prices!

I commute about 100 miles round trip daily + the extras (to the store, going here and there).

I don’t really care how expensive gas is any longer. I only put in $10.00 anyway.

Ahhhh, come on. It’s a joke!

Waste of Time Department 12.05.07

Ok folks. These are the worst I could find!!! Have fun wasting time.

Useless Account
Sign up for a free account. This account is good for nothing but you can edit your account to your hearts content!

http://uselessaccount.com/

The Rolf Harris Jukebox
Flash of guy playing a saw blade and he is the worst singer ever.
http://www.rolfharrisjukebox.com/

Bread Cam
Watch bread being baked in a bread machine. If you follow this link, you have a real problem.
http://wquinn.tripod.com/breadcam001.htm

Virtual Bubblewrap – Pop Now! Pop bubble wrap online – since 1996
http://www.virtual-bubblewrap.com/popnow.shtml

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There, that should keep you busy for a few hours.

Waste of Time Department Nov. 2007

We thought we would create a new category, Waste of Time for your enjoyment. This category means what it says. It is A WASTE OF TIME. We will add links from time to time. All of the links in this category are links to outside websites that are just fun to be at when you have time to waste.

We pulled the first of these over from about.com. Others will follow “as we find time”.

Enjoy.

1. Falling Sand

2. Not Pr0n (real tough but fun)

3. Just Letters

4. Subservient Chicken (my favorite)